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Happy Holidays

2011-11-28T15:45:00.001-08:00

CicLAvia october 2011

2011-10-10T17:53:00.000-07:00

Busy....

2011-09-28T01:48:00.000-07:00

Had another photo session last week, it was alright, albeit a few snags (flash broke, backgrounds still in storage) but all in all a good shoot.

2011-09-06T01:51:00.000-07:00

Move over dad cuz am a double dipple

2011-08-02T01:39:00.000-07:00

Hell of a last month! incredibly busy with the move to the new house.

Took some time off to ride the roller coaster in Santa Monica

Then it was right back up to working in the house.
We want to make it just how we like it so that means a lot more painting and remodeling has to take place in the next few months.

I got the front yard almost finished, just a few more things and it will be done.

but then
Painting the entire outside ( blue and grey with a white trim)

build
A Terrace .. maybe a deck
A Bbq area.
A table and bench
New backyard door
3 garden areas (2 flowers and 1 for food)
2 types of sod on the back yard

and that is just for DYI type projects , we are also planning on a new kitchen and bathroom but that we going to hire out for most of it

Pizza night at the new place

2011-07-28T00:34:00.000-07:00

pizza was ok but that beer was pretty tasty

My First Half Marathon

2011-06-13T11:35:00.000-07:00

Late February I took my first painful steps to a healthier life, got my shoes on and went for a very slow mile, "ran" the first few feet thinking I would do one quick mile then go home , but my body decided to only go for about 30 seconds then came to a sudden stop.

I looked back towards my house wanting to go back, hacking and gasping for air I flailed my arms about and kept walking hoping that would make it look more like a scheduled stop in my warm up routine , after a few minutes I took off again , this time a lot slower and a lot more aware of all the extra me jiggling and bouncing with every step, 24 minutes later I was back home, humbled and ashamed I noted my time for that first mile and took a shower.

The next day I went out again and again but my knees were killing me after that first week, I was running on very flat sneakers , after some browsing online I found out about the barefoot movement , I live in dirty Downtown so barefoot is not really an option for me but saw an add for Vibram shoes and looked them up , I got a pair the next week and felt the difference almost immediately.

I walk barefoot in my house all the time, My wife is a strictly no shoes in the house type of girl and well, whatever she says goes ;) so no shoes indoors for me for the past 5 years but turns out , it came pretty handy making the transition to the Vff's , I wore them for a whole mile the first time and never looked back, month later I ran a 5k on them then a few weeks later I went 4 miles, last week I did a 10k and felt great so then yesterday I went out for a full 13.1 miles

of course I am aware of the "only increase your distance 10% at a time... but .. anyway

I went the first 8 miles just amazed at the fact that I was doing it, around the 9th mile, Pacific coast Hwy. looses the sidewalk and I was forced to go on a dirt trail and it felt pretty good I was almost all the way back to were the sidewalk starts again when I kicked up some dirt and picked up a small, tiny, tiny , tiny pebble, it was tiny but it went straight into my shoe and I felt it poking and rubbing around the ball of my foot until it went between my toes, by then I knew there was going to be a blister coming out soon and by mile 10 there it was , right on time to give me a decent excuse to quit but I was almost to the end and I was doing a good time and I figured I was going to be in pain today either way so I kept going, I got up the steep incline to the beach path and a lady coming down yelled at me " keep it up, you almost there" delirious or just wanting to tell someone how far I've gone I yelled back " this is my 11th mile 2 more 2 more ! she opened her eyes wide open and yelled as she passed me " way to go , you got this !!".

Oh man , that gave me that extra boost i needed and made it all the way to my road marker, but i didnt want to go home and find out I only ran 12.something so I went an extra 10 minutes, then called my wife to come pick me up hehehe .

when we got home I went on racekeeper and plotted my run , it came out to 13.48 , I am calling it a half a marathon and this will be my base

13.1 miles in 3 hours

The Olvera Street experience

2011-06-01T17:23:00.000-07:00

Took the Metro last weekend to Union Station then walked across the street to Plazita Olvera

Los Titeres (The Marionettes)

This puppets are from a Mexican sitcom from the 70's called El Chavo del Ocho ( the boy from the eight) The puppet in the front is El Chavo an orphan kid living inside a barrel in the courtyard of a low income apartment complex or a Vecindad. The Puppet in the background is The Chilindrina , El Chavo's (not so) secret admirer . Her name comes from a Mexican bun or pastry with chocolate sprinkles on top reminiscent of the character's freckles
The Characters were played by Roberto Gomez Bolaños and Maria Antoineta de las Nieves the show ran for like ten years i think but is still on re-runs mostly in Mexico, Brazil and the US

Las Mascaras de los Luchadores (the wrestlers' masks)

The Main characters haven't changed in a long time , this are the same masks from the big names of the Mexican Wrestling arena, the white mask is El Santo (the saint) the biggest name in the history of the sport a legend in his own time with over 50 movies and a wrestling career that spanned 5 decades. He was never caught in public without his mask in fact the only time He removed it was for a brief second on a tv show to bid farewell to his fans , He then died a week later of a heart attack

Las Calaveras (the skulls)

Mostly used for decoration around Dia de los Muertos the day of the Dead. They can be found year round in Olvera street most of them are made from paper-mache but they are a few made from candy , creepy and delicious has always been a winning combo in my book

G'tars, calendars and piggy banks

The rest of the souvenirs are the American version of Mexican culture most of the stuff is made in China all of it is considered "authentic" but is all cute, colorful kitschy stuff , We didn't get a chance to try some of the food but then again if you want excellent Mexican food you need to come over to my house... then We can walk over to Enrique's Restaurant , I recommend the stuffed chile Poblano

The Golden Hour

2011-05-23T17:19:00.000-07:00

THE HOLLYWOOD TOWER HOTEL

I waited for the light on this picture to be perfect for about one hour, I remember driving by last year around this time and seeing it all lit up by the afternoon sun , I remember thinking it would make for a great shot if I was to be on the other side (inside of the park) but when We got to the park it was too over casted and cloudy with odd shadows here and there and I wanted a fully lit tower so we stuck around eating rainbow colored popcorn until the time was right. I hope you like

"Take a picture it will last longer", they said

2011-05-22T15:01:00.000-07:00

My Favorite Fish and this is the most awesome way I've had it.
risotto with cilantro , spinach, pineapple all complementing a perfectly cooked salmon .
too expensive to have on a regular basis , let's just say is a meal for 3 or this month's payment on the Lexus

Bike Month in Long Beach

2011-05-18T18:59:00.000-07:00

Long Beach is on its way to becoming one of the friendliest bike cities in the country (watch out Portland) I rode down town a few weeks ago at night but took the beach path back home didn't get to see the new bike lanes, I rode again monday and got to ride the bike lane it was awesome but i didnt have my camera so I got me a brand new excuse to go out again for a ride !!!

The City just spend 700 grand building the separated bikeways downtown (first in SoCal)

Which include some awesome bike traffic signals

More Funds have been allocated for bike safety education programs, all buses now have bike racks and if you are not sure how to use them you can stop for a quick class at the Bikestation

The Bikestation offers 24hr indoor bike parking which is free during regular business hours but you can also park your bike in one of the bike lockers available downtown or just chain it to one of many bike racks

If you are a business owner you can request a free bike rack and not just a stick on the ground bike rack , oh no sir! you can get any one of this designs.. although it seems the yoga posses are not available at this moment

For more info go to Bike Long Beach there are more programs available and tons of events coming up , freebies and discounts at local stores on saturdays .

I got my bike a month ago and already put more than 60 miles on it oh she is a heavy beast at 59lbs and

IS HUGE TOO !!! over 7 feet long (btw I think is heavier now with all the stuff I added to it)

Required by law a horn or bell audible to 100 feet I went with the clown honk-honk type

Got a mirror on the other side because apparently I can't turn my head and keep a straight line

oooh ooh check out the tires on it !!

Of course I have my baby girl with me all the time so she gets to enjoy the ride in her own seat , straps , buckles and a helmet and off we go. Have a fun and safe Bike Month !!

Club 33

2011-05-13T13:36:00.000-07:00

We had lunch at the super exclusive Club 33 and of course I took my camera inside.

more pics coming soon

We ran the Revlon 5k in our Vibram shoes

2011-05-10T03:54:00.000-07:00

This was the first time she joined me on a 5k, we did a few training runs around our neighborhood but mostly we stuck to walks and a lot of bike rides. We wore our fivefinger shoes and yes matching sweat pants

It was great to run with her !! love you babe! !!

We got there a little early , most teams had a meeting point in the stands but our team didn't register so we headed out to the starting line , which turned out to be better, since there wasn't a lot of people there we got to go almost all the way to the front. We got to see the announcers up close and we were quick to get started, some of the other people on our team took up to an hour to get to the starting line. I think they were expecting about 45000 people I wouldn't be surprised if there were thousands more than that.

Running in to the Coliseum was awesome!!!

Once we got to the tunnel we all knew it was so close to the finish line and no one could contain their excitement hootin and a hollerin we all tiredly ran in, fist pumping, for a few moments became cool again.

We got our lunch bags and water and went up to the stands to watch the rest of the runners trickle in

Every now and then We would muster our meek sounding YEAY for all those crossing the finish line

Hey they even got our bodies perfectly portrayed up by the entrance !

Halle Berry

2011-05-07T21:45:00.000-07:00

HEY PHOTOGRAPHER DUDE !!!
YOU ARE POINTING IT THE WRONG WAY

Nat and I ran the 5k this saturday at the Revlon Run/Walk for Women .
We had a great time and finished it in a great time.

I ran at slower pace for Nat since it was her first time but she did great I am so proud of my wife !!

I felt great and I think I am ready for the 10k next month and then another in July AND THEN a half marathon in August !!! I am so going to qualify for boston in December woooo hooooo !!!!!

Oh yeah I forgot We both wore our Vibram fivefingers and got stopped a lot before and after the race, everyone wanted to know about the shoes , We of course love running on those funny shoes

That Monkey on my back

2011-05-04T19:38:00.000-07:00

I remember like it was just a few months ago , oh wait it was a few months ago HOLY SHIT!!!

January 30th. this year

I think this is the picture that scared the shit out of me, Here I was in all my fatness, no creative lighting , no flattering
angles , no photoshop skills . Just me and a whole lot of cheeseburgers at 3am.

We were on the way to Big Bear and once we got there I stood at the end of the line holding purses and jackets while everyone else had fun, sure I could've joined them on the toboggan rides but the weight limit thing meant I would have to ride alone on the lift , I wanted to go ride the inner tubes but I saw the tiny ass tires they were using, I would require some Mack tires at the very least so I stood to the side with the grandmas and the guy on crutches.

3 days later I went on a diet.
OH IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!

but this is me today , happier, healthier and with enough energy to keep up with my 4 year old!!

ready for the secret?
2 easy steps

Diet: horrible mind numbing diet
Exercise: Am up to 8 miles a week running and then I put about 14 to 19 miles on the weekend on my bike

On the way to Pasadena

2011-05-03T07:28:00.000-07:00

It would be nice to go up on this bridge for a run, is not a huge span by any means but is an awesome looking bridge when you are on it.

Love Mynat

2011-04-20T14:23:00.000-07:00

A couple of days ago I put in a couple miles and felt great , second time or third time I completed my run without any walking breaks it was awesome and by far the greatest run ever!! .. but then this morning my wife joined me for a dash around the block just to break in her new Vff shoes and we did a slow paced jog with some walking and some stopping and half way thru i checked my watch and realized I didn't care about time or breathing or calories burned , it was just me and my babe side by side and that always makes everything ten times better .

More Miles

2011-04-18T15:14:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I did a 14.57 mile bike ride
Today is my day to rest because tomorrow I'm going running

That wall has no idea who I am

2011-04-11T19:00:00.000-07:00

This morning run started like all the runs before, I was standing outside my building doing a couple of stretches when my weird neighbor came out and mumbled something or another then I turned on my I-pod and started to head out at a brisk walk pace.

I felt good considering this weekend's 18 mile bike ride.

I wasn't planning on doing anything special keep to the training plan I tell me , the second song on my playlist started to play it was Foghat - I just wanna make love to you the nice steady opening riff made me get my knees up and started running , the original workout plan has been a few minutes run followed by a minute walk, then run again for a few minutes on and on till I get back home , everything was going according to plan, until I got to my first road marker,

a purple flower bush I usually hit about 4 minutes of running but instead of slowing down to a walk I didn't feel the need to take a break, I remember thinking --well, I did walked kinda slow at the beginning-- maybe I could go an extra minute of running instead , but then I did another and then another, I was feeling great, my heart was not pounding in my ears like a jackhammer , my lungs were cooperating, I wasn't panting like a dog in a heat wave , I was running steady even as I hit the turn around marker I was still doing great so I kept going and going next thing I knew it was a whole extra mile before I decided to turn around.

The other day I was reading about how amazing this guy felt after hitting the wall and feeling it vanish behind him as he kept going and I have to say that it is something amazing, I really can't wait to do it again .

VEGAS HALF MARATHON IN DECEMBER LOOKS VERY GOOD NOW!

Drunken Salmon and the 7ft long bike

2011-04-08T02:10:00.000-07:00

I am not really sure what sort of magic my wife worked up into that sauce but let me tell you

IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL!!

I saw her put in some of that new tomato vodka we got a few weeks ago. I thought we we were going to use it for Bloody Mary's or mixed with the Bacon Vodka but she put it in with some roasted tomatoes and I think some heavy cream, I really should ask her for the recipe.

If the question -What do you want for your last meal?- ever comes up , this will definitely will be on top of the list.

this and her meatloaf ooh and maybe that fish chowder she makes when she is bored or some of those mushrooms . oh crap am hungry and I won't be home for a few hours, I wonder if there are any leftovers.

OH yeah I almost forgot till i read the tittle , so anyways about my gigantic bike , I put safety lights on my bike and got me a helmet, I want to ride to Huntington Beach this weekend, Nat will be easy to convince to go along with me and Pot for the 14 mile ride there, the Twins are going to be more difficult ... hell is going to be nearly impossible to make them get up before noon hahahah

Got me a new ride

2011-04-06T03:29:00.000-07:00

gonna ride my bike all the time now!

My first medal

2011-04-02T23:25:00.000-07:00

Got 2nd place!

The Last mile caught me by surprise . I was surprised there was anything left in me. I dug deep and finished strong , kept my head straight , put the biggest smile on my face for the finish line photogs

"great form", " nice finish" , " good show", "hey what are those shoes?",. people are going to say when they see all those finish line photos but the picture I like the most is the one my wife took of me once I got my medal

By the way , I am making that my official lucky race shirt ;)

In my dreams I am Kenyan

2011-04-02T04:31:00.000-07:00

Got my number yesterday, is about midnight right now . will try to update this as the night goes on.

The race is at 8am

I am sorta just looking to get it over with, I want to be on the other side of the finish line already , my only goal really is to be able to finish it in under one hour. there is no doubt in my mind that I will finish it.

30 minutes later..... kinda getting nervous..

maybe 5 weeks of "training" to go from no physical activity at all to a race is not enough, well, I do live in the 3rd floor and there is no elevator so I do get some exercise, just don't ask my wife or she will tell you about the time I waited all day for her to get home from work so she could stop across the street to get me a soda, but in my defense I was lazy before

1 hour later.

maybe staying up all night wasn't such a good idea, My average total sleep for last 7 days was less than 4 hours a day split in 2 to 3 hrs in the morning followed by an hour nap before working all night .. oh one day I got like 5 hours all in a row , it was glorious! but they do say to not make any drastic changes and this has been my sleeping habits for the past decade so awake I stay half asleep I run!

hey shirt ideas!

-SLEEP~~walker~~ RUNNER

-RUN LIKE A CRAZY PERSON

-"FUN RUN"

-Y U NO RUN FASTER? on the back of my shirt .. granted I would have to get way better to pull it off

-WAIT FOR ME (probably more appropriate for my fitness level)

-I'M SLOW BUT STEADY

1 hour later

I'm thinking of making up some pre-race rituals, being this is my first race some of them might be counterproductive but hey, how would I know.. right?

¡¡¡¡¡IN-n-OUT pre-race burger !!!!!

LUCKY SOCKS!!!

Just kidding This is what am running on

I know they look funny but they are quite comfortable and my knees hurt a lot less after .

1hr later.

ooooh Am getting nervous .

I will not poop my pants .

I will not throw up.

I will keep my own pace

I will finish and it will be an epic finish!

I gotta work on my playlist

15 songs 58 minutes.

I ate some vegetables

2011-03-25T15:40:00.000-07:00

Eating better , exercising , positive thinking, awesome support .

hmm...ok... if I start singing under a sunshine ray in the middle of the woods one of you is allowed to slap me

Pacific Coast

2011-03-23T14:49:00.001-07:00

For as long as I can remember I wanted to live in that water tower/house thing

New beginning

2011-03-19T02:13:00.000-07:00

Feb 2nd this year (2011) some people at work decided to start a weight loss contest . I entered the contest mostly to represent the graveyard shift but when i saw my numbers at the weight-in I almost shat myself 270lbs!!! man I was embarrassed but still decided to sign up knowing it was no longer about the money or the bragging rights but my capacity to stay alive. I went on to change my eating habits (but no exercise) and by the 25th i had lost 18lbs it feelt great loosing almost a pound a day and I went out on my first "run" around my neighborhood.

The First few blocks felt good , even several blocks later but then i realized that it was only the half way and if I didn't want to call the wife to come get me then I should head back while there was still some pep on my increasingly tired step.

On the way back on the last block, MY block the only thought that helped me thru was
"DO NOT LET YOUR NEIGHBORS SEE YOU CRY"
I could hear my heart pounding on my eye balls, my lungs were all itchy like they were allergic to fresh cold air , and oddly enough I felt the need to take a shit on the corner but I made it all the way home with clean underpants and on a little over 24.min. not bad for a first try.

That afternoon I cleared the trip counter on the odometer after filling up the gas, after all, I was on my way to measure that immense distance from my first run .

¡¡¡1 mile !!!

That was all? how in the fuck? no-no-no fuck this!!

I went around again maybe i had gone thru some kind of black hole making my driving trip less than that of my running trip, something Einstein surely had studied , a fat person on driver's shoes goes farther than a driver on a fat car or something like that , but nope, 1 lousy mile at 24 minutes .

The very next morning after work i went out again and again the day after that and so on for 5 days straight then i read somewhere that you have to take some rest in between so I took a day off but visited a bunch of sites on running , found out about barefoot running, I been running on driver's shoes which are thin and with a very low heel, so barefoot running or minimalist shoes were kinda attractive to me , that weekend i got me a pair of Fivefinger shoes, weird looking things , like toe socks but they felt great and I ran a mile on them right out of the box without any pain and in 3 minutes less than my best time

For the past 3 weeks I been doing 1mile to 1.5 miles 4 times a week

last weekend I ran 5k (3.2 miles) on 42 minutes, my first mile was slowest at 15 min , last mile i did in 12min
I have lost a solid of 25lbs so far, and I am going to loose more in the next few months, I want to do a 10k in the summer

yesterday i ran one mile in a little less than 9 minutes!!

CAO

2011-03-04T11:05:00.000-08:00

Eu era céptico sobre este brilhantemente colorido charuto ..mas por outo lado eu tive sempre um lugar enorme para Brasil em meu coração

HOLY SHIT THIS HAS ME SPEAKING IN TONGUES !!! THIS IS GOOD! REAL GOOD!

Lot 23

2011-02-22T18:07:00.000-08:00

Time and time again I keep going back to the Perdomo line , this one here I tried to smoke at a different place but since California sucks when it comes to smoking in public I had to put it back in the herf for almost 2 weeks till we went back to Big Bear .

Awesome bonus ! The thin air up there gave it an extra kick ;)

Winter in SoCal

2011-02-01T17:55:00.000-08:00

==We drove to Big Bear last weekend . It has been kinda warm in the past couple of weeks here and from LA the mountains looked like most of the snow had melted but We thought - a little snow is better than no snow- so we piled up the kids in the Soul and drove up the hill.

It was nice and foggy most of the way up but once in Big Bear it cleared up to a nice bright sunny day , there was little snow on top but we still had a great time up to right around 2pm when we decided to call it a day and drive back home before we got cought in rush hour and it turned out it was a great idea , apparently the entire time we were up at 8000ft in the sunny side of the mountain down from 7000 to about 5000 it was a freaking blizzard going on, we got stuck behind a huge SUV that kept swaying and sliding on the slushy road . We made it home safe and we are looking forward to go back

Montecristo Media Noche

2011-01-10T00:24:00.000-08:00

What a way to start the year!!
This little guy was full of goodness, from the first puff till the last one it was a full but a nice fine puro, call me crazy but I think there was a hint of Vanilla at one point .
Great smoke all around!
Quite a surprise based on price but
totally expected based on the brand

Oniomania me gotta go, me oh my oh

2010-12-16T14:43:00.000-08:00

This year instead of running around at the last minute trying to get all my xmas shopping done I started way back in August, with every paycheck I ran to the stores (but) spent only a few bucks, got some stuff on layaway and looked for specials and discounts, I had way more time than previous years and i was able to get more stuff for my girls and it was all paid in cash but being a child of commerce, a hunter of shiny , an avid scattergood , I feel left out of this mad dash everyone is doing , I think is time to dust off them cards and go fight the crowds for that perfect parking spot at the mall

Martini ? I barely Know Her

2010-12-06T12:42:00.000-08:00

Twas the hour before cocktails and all through the house not a creature was stirring... or shaking ... or pouring...

Bakon™ Vodka and Chocolate liqueur

LA AutoShow 2010

2010-11-23T18:11:00.000-08:00

The LA AutoShow going on right now and all the way thru this weekend

LA AutoShow 2010

2010-11-23T15:41:00.000-08:00

Fall-ing in love

2010-11-19T12:19:00.000-08:00

Summer bailed in the middle of the night and left me sleeping on the floor next to a heap of empty bottles and cigar butts, but the very next day I met Autumn and so far so good

Fall

2010-11-16T16:27:00.000-08:00

We are getting ready for the Holidays by making some candy and
looking at a few books on thanksgiving feast makin' wooo hooo we gonna be cookin with lard soon !
I wanna make some pies for thanksgivin , maybe even a cake

My Daughter kicks Ass!

2010-11-04T15:35:00.000-07:00

She picked her own costume, and laughed maniacally when the chainsaw came on, I knew she was going to be my lil' Princess from the moment i first held her in my arms
but i was thinking Disney would go on and ruin another girl's self image and she would grow up thinking long, perfectly brushed hair and flowing dresses with tight waist ribbons is the only way to go thru life, after all there is all that cleaning and all that waiting for the Prince to come a rescuing.

But

My Kid is ... "interesting". She watches the original Astroboy cartoons and loves Coraline, she hated Princess and the frog and thinks dresses are costumes to play tea party.
So it was no surprise when instead of going with the girly Princess She chose to be A half cat, half angel, power- saw wielding, comfortable shoes , jean clad , ass kicking, Princess!!!

When Life Gives you lemons (or limes)

2010-10-29T12:34:00.000-07:00

Number NIne

2010-10-04T09:37:00.000-07:00

I thought this place was called Noodles and Beer (cuz of the sign on the window ) but i guess is called Number Nine, either way it is great nom noms .
If you are ever in Long Beach this is a must go restaurant

Number Nine
2118 N. 4TH ST.
Long Beach CA. 90814

562-434-2009

Cohiba

2010-09-21T08:10:00.000-07:00

Nuff' said

yumms foodies

2010-09-16T20:06:00.001-07:00

Drove down to Orange county to Cafe Hiro for dinner the other night.
AWESOME FOOD!!!! japanese/french/italian mix of yummness!!!!

Chillin'

2010-09-08T13:33:00.000-07:00

flugtag

2010-08-23T15:28:00.000-07:00

War Of the Worlds set

2010-07-28T10:22:00.000-07:00

The Lines are crazy!!! 2hours long but this is where the magic happens

La Gloria Cubana

2010-07-14T18:45:00.000-07:00

La Gloria Cubana , cask aged, maduro.
I made the mistake of not looking at the shipping until I got the email with the tracking info and thats when I saw I had only paid for parcel post !!!!bummer!!!!! parcel post is only $2.50 but it could take up to 14 business day on transit , more than 2 weeks!! I was thinking they were going to be sitting in a warm dry postal truck for days on end until they would arrive at my house and I checked for the first 3 days and there was no update only that they had received the shipment info and then on the 3rd day late at night i got an email with the words -processed at our location- but it was still somewhere in philly. I then resigned my self to call this a loss they had been out of perfect conditions for 3 days and they had not even left the county, they were still a couple of thousand miles away, I was ready to order another barrel the next day but just before I placed the order I went to the tracking site and found out that they were in my P.O box already!! somehow USPS didnt update their tracking site on time and it was behind a few days , I ran to the post office got my puros and went home and smoked one , I dont know if it was because i was kinda stocked or because i never really run anywhere and was a little out of breath but either way that smoke was fucking great! I then waited a couple of weeks to have another and of course it was even better, spicy, nice thick smoke, good aroma, excellent draw all around a good fucking stick , i am putting some away for a few months but the rest is going to be gone very quickly

2010-07-08T13:58:00.000-07:00

5 Vegas AAA

2010-06-28T16:41:00.000-07:00

I forgot to do my cigar review last week and i had some notes saved on this 5 Vegas AAA but now i cant find anything ,, I remember liking it specially the Maduro one , I still have a couple left on my humi so I'll give it another try maybe this weekend,but do I have some La Gloria Cubana waiting for me so i don't know if i can wait on those to smoke this one again, maybe ill just wing it ;)

Food porn in Laguna Beach

2010-06-09T13:27:00.000-07:00

There is a bakery in Laguna that has some of the best deserts in the entire OC! I am talking about cakes worth the drive and 10 dollar parking fees, they also have salads and sandwiches in there , so people won't feel so guilty about breaking their diets , very good stuff there, maybe next time I'll remember to get a business card since i cant ever remember their name, is on Ocean ave. or on the next street, is by the whole foods, or is it a trader joes? meh! look it up, walk around before and after eating ;) , there is always cool stuff in the little shops nearby and the beach is only a block away

Unable to read memory card

2010-06-01T15:47:00.000-07:00

A few years ago i went to this place here.
I think it was an old Fort somewhere north of L.A. but i can't remember the name of it nor do i remember which freeway i took to get there, sleeping less than 4 hours a day has taken a toll

2010-05-27T18:24:00.000-07:00

San Francisco is calling my name , I want to go back this summer maybe this time meet an old friend for coffee ...

No Guilt

2010-05-24T04:04:00.000-07:00

You have a sweet-tooth craving ? smoke one of these and be guilt free!!!
delish!!!!

Hoyo de Monterrey

2010-05-12T16:20:00.001-07:00

Excalibur 1060 vitola (size) Galahad
Cameroon wrapper
Connecticut binder
Dominican Republic, Honduras and NIcaragua filler
Hand made in Honduras

A very moderately priced cigar anywhere from 4 to 6 bucks, 9 if you don't know anything and they see you coming from a mile away wearing your ascot and your fake Rolex. meh! Alright flavor almost uneventful , reminds me of the Gurkha micro batch , you kinda expect more out of the stick but at the same time you are not really disappointed I was going to give a real review a try but i don't think this is a proper cigar to do it , I do have a Cohiba and a Diesel waiting for me next week so maybe i will do those right and do a review like those wankers , you know the 2 dorks " hey there walt how is your cigar over there?" - "well, mike mine is doing alright and yours?"--"walt i don't know what to say.. hold on i got to go feed my cat" hahahhaa if you know who i am talking about then you spend too much time online. hi nice to meet you, havent i seen you before ? your avatar looks familiar...

Lucius Domitius

2010-05-11T13:20:00.000-07:00

Fear I may suffer Nero's fate and be remembered only by the fire , fuck it i say!!! the xris! the xris! the xris is on fire!!! let the motherfucker burn

Happy NoPants Day!

2010-05-07T17:08:00.000-07:00

Just to break it up a little and in celebration of National No Pants day.
I was looking for a pantless picture to post and i went back into my archives but I get a little confused as to who this girl is, there was several girls I photographed that day and out of those only 2 do not show a name on my records. however I know one went on to a profitable career in the porn industry whilst the other finished school and is now a Veterinarian back home in Tupelo Mississippi, I can't tell by the pose here if this is the vet or the porn star, i know!! right? but you should see the other girl her pose is more porny than this one

Tabacalera Perdomo does it again!

2010-05-05T14:47:00.000-07:00

There was a special on a Perdomo sampler box last month and i thought that for the price it would make for a nice walking about stick, I bought a box and took a Lot 23 around my block for a walk and was immediately impressed, maybe this brand was more than a good bargain maybe this was the elusive "5cent" cigar, well, with inflation it is now the five bucks cigar but a nickle is a nickle and as i smoked more of the sampler i started to like them even more. The Lot 23 was smooth and it never got harsh it had a nice finish gooood! , The Habano was what a Cuban should taste like if they had better quality control in Cuba , you know when you smuggle a box of cubans across the border inside your anus you get home and only one or two taste decent the rest are shit.. has that ever happened to you? it happened to me more than once with freaking overpriced cuban cigars and try to get your money back or at least store credit for the rest of the box sheeshz right away with the yelling and pointing of the cuernos de chivo and fuscas and 9mm and oh shit that guy has a sawed-off shut gun.. but i digress that happens a lot too , fuck shit i forgot where i was oh yes, then i tried this one here The Perdomo2 (Perdomo squared) first of all, a nicely executed box press on this stick , you can plumb walls with these corners and the draw was pure fucking bliss, I heard someone call this a medium to semi full bodied cigar well shit! i dont know where the line ends for either one but it got stronger towards the finish and it had all kinds of different hints of flavors oh it was good so good in fact that now instead of wasting this box without paying attention to all the awesomeness I am going to save it for when i get some time for myself, I got another Habano (the corojo) on deck right now and I finished all the laundry, made lunch already, if i can get Pot to take a nap after she finishes her lunch I am going to sneak out to the patio and sit there on the sunny spot maybe do some reading maybe just do nothing but i will be smoking another Perdomo , crap i still got dishes to do! ok maybe after i do dishes or maybe after the wife comes home ill skip my nap and go to work early, sit outside on the bench and smoke me another great Perdomo cigar

Man O' War and the Ashtray mission

2010-04-21T14:58:00.000-07:00

What can i say about Man o' war that hasn't been said before ?(easiest way to weasel out of an actual review, take notes please) just kidding but not really, I checked some other blogs for reviews on this A.J Fernandez puro,I lit my cigar and started reading. "oily wrapper" yes, "nice draw", so far so good, "citrus" i was wondering if that was from the cigar or the fish tacos con limon i had earlier , then i got bored reading the same thing over and over finished my cigar and went for a walk , figured i would hit antique row down the street and see if i could find a nice ashtray for cheap and found one in the first store i walked in but it was 25 bucks i only had 10 bucks cash. A few stores later i found a smaller ashtray for only $3.00 and bought it, the guy didn't have a plastic bag and i told him i would just take it like that, then walked down the street to a consignment store , was going to ask the lady at the counter for some old tin posters i saw there a week ago but before i could say anything she saw the ashtray in my hand and asked if i was there to sell it.. I paused for a second and asked how much, she took it and went to the back, when she returned she had 15 bucks with her .I told her i wanted at least 25 since it had been my grandads and she said Russ in the back room collected fish stuff (was a fishhead shaped ashtray) and wanted to buy it for himself, I took the money and went back to the first store and offered 20 since by then I had 22bucks and they took it, no tax! flat 20 !!! I bought a soda on the way home and as soon as i got here i lit up another Man O' War to break in my new old ashtray, took this picture and figured this would make a great story to tell you

2010-04-17T23:50:00.000-07:00

Happy Anniversary Babe, contigo pan y cebolla!

Padilla 1932

2010-04-14T12:12:00.000-07:00

A strong cigar deserves a strong cup of coffee and some days need a bigger dose of both, there was a wicked crazy series of events yesterday that almost made me forget about taking my picture for cigar wednesday , that is until I finally had a moment to relax , so my new idea is to relax at the start of my day instead of at the end so bring out the big pot of joe and a 32 Padilla , lets get this show on the road!

Perdomo lot 23 at 135mph

2010-04-07T14:23:00.001-07:00

Perdomo lot 23 at 135mph
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

After reading their press release i went and got me one and Once i bought it , I drove home as quickly as possible. I couldn't wait to try it ;)

It had a nice steady draw all the way thru which i liked a lot and the flavor was mellow and stayed nice , good cigar , great price and knowing even just a little bit about their back story makes for a great conversation starter

CAO Gold

2010-04-06T18:04:00.001-07:00

CAO Gold
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

smoked a CAO gold while waiting to get dark enough to watch a movie at the drive-in (one of only 2 left here) if you were to ask me how the movie was i couldn't tell you but this cigar left a very good impression on me, I will keep them on stock from now on , hey even after driving with it all day and leaving it inside a very hot car for a few hours i was able to enjoy it with very minimal unraveling and only a tiny crack on the wrapper , by now you have probably guessed this is not a review on the taste of the cigars , i could tell you about the "earthiness" and "ooh there was a chocolaty lingering essence " bullshit type of reviews you'll get everywhere else , but taste is subjective and we all have opinions so instead i give you a recommendation on the ones i like and basically if i have taken the time to take the picture then it means i like it enough to try to remember it , I have poor memory some say I have no memory, the wife says i only remember our anniversary because there is a picture with a date stamp on it , everyone who knows me will agree that i am going to make a very interesting old man talking to myself in the nursing home , i will probably have a cigar in my wrinkly old hands and it will probably be one of the ones on this blog, unless i forget i wrote this .

GURKHA

2010-03-24T16:26:00.001-07:00

GURKHA
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Hell of a way to enjoy hump day!!
Gurkha cigars is one of my favorite puros, there really is no bad Gurkha and now with their new more affordable lines like Park avenue there really is a Gurkha for us all

Portofino

2010-03-17T14:11:00.001-07:00

Portofino
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Macanudo by Montego y Compañia. There is a lot credit to give to a company that offers consistent quality and Macanudo is one of those few that deserve it , well that was going to be part of my review for this brand , given the fact that i've been a long time Macanudo smoker i was expecting the usual solid cigar and i had this one and it was ok , I had trouble keeping it lit and there was a huge stem smack down on the middle , that being said, one in a few dozen i've smoked is still a fucking 99% goodness!!!

Mass marketing

2010-02-12T16:47:00.001-08:00

mass marketing
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Been kinda busy lately, dont forget to go visit my photo blog at xris.buzznet.com and you can add me on facebook and twitter

My New Soul

2009-12-15T15:38:00.000-08:00

Roomy interior, bigger than it looks , specially parked next to a gas guzzling SUV , all the bells and whistles are pretty much standard (even i-pod connection , in-steering wheel controls) and it has a pretty good get-up-and-go, 142hp .2.0L 4-cylinder (24 street .30mpg hwy) , sport tuned suspension, 5 star crash rating , 4 wheel disk brakes with ABS, 18in wheels, 315 watt 8 speaker system with satelite radio and front door speakers that light up and of course their warranty is beyond awesome even including hotel stay if you brake down and can not have repairs done right away (trip interruption policy)I LOVE THIS CAR!!!

Wedding Photography By Xris Taylor

2009-11-25T12:04:00.001-08:00

Wedding Photography By Xris Taylor
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

November 2009.
Wedding Photo shoot by Xris Taylor

Untitled

2009-10-28T12:30:00.001-07:00

Untitled
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

I used a dark matter engine to achieve 200% efficiency making the universe move around them while they sat perfectly still

He was Hot!!

2009-10-27T16:29:00.001-07:00

He was Hot!!
Arizone Pride Festival
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Hold Still

2009-09-22T17:12:00.001-07:00

Dancing
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Breathe in , breathe out, hold it,1 hold it 2 , and shot

this are the instructions my Sergeant gave me the first time I picked up a rifle then I went on to shot 99 points at 50 yrds on the first try and made the Varsity Rifle Team as a freshman .

same instructions here

Pasadena City Hall

2009-09-21T16:41:00.001-07:00

pasadena city hall
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

View from inside the Arcade
Pasadena California
2009
Xris Taylor

NIkki Benz poses for Xris Taylor

2009-08-28T17:37:00.001-07:00

NIkki Benz poses for Xris Taylor
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

sometimes I miss slinging porn to the masses

Vincent Thomas Bridge

2009-08-05T11:29:00.001-07:00

Vincent Thomas Bridge
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Big waves in southern California

2009-07-27T18:28:00.001-07:00

Big waves in southern California
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Big waves hit the coast of southern California this past weekend .
making it the perfect setting for the 5 US open of surfing sponsored by Hurley In Huntington Beach , even hours after the contest had ended the local surfers stayed to enjoy the gnarly waves
DOOOOOD!!! it was epic!!

James Hong by Xris Taylor

2009-06-30T12:40:00.001-07:00

James Hong
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Born February 22, 1929 (1929-02-22) (age 80)
Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S.
Occupation Actor
Years active 1955–present

American actor and former president of the Association of Asian/Pacific American Artists (AAPAA).

His Body of work spans over 500 roles in tv , movies and voice overs

De Lorean

2009-06-09T16:27:00.001-07:00

De Lorean
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

This was taken on my way to the Drive-in last weekend and in a way it made me a little jealous, not because i wanted that car when i saw the first movie but because that guy has a passion for something ,you know a real red-blooded passion for something , anyways, sometimes people make me go - wow that shows fucking serious commitment! and for that i won't make fun of this dork ;)

2009-05-17T20:41:00.001-07:00

Earthquake!!!!!!.

Long Beach

2009-05-14T12:12:00.001-07:00

Long Beach
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

This is the city i live in.
is not the prettiest of cities in California but is home now

Rare Clear Sky in Los Angeles

2009-03-11T13:32:00.001-07:00

Rare Clear Sky in Los Angeles
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Traci Bingham

2009-03-08T21:45:00.001-07:00

Traci Bingham
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

She was in between poses and I caught her mid blink so I had to fix her right eye in photoshop, the magazine that sent me to get the shots never used this one and I never got around to posting it
then last week I found an old back up disk behind a couch.
so here it is

TRACI BINGHAM
Born Julie Anne Smith
1968-01-13 (age 41)
Cambridge, Massachusetts, U.S.
Occupation Film, television actress, model

Book Review

2009-02-20T13:40:00.001-08:00

Picture 198043
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

The Book

One hand jerking
reports from an investigative satirist
by Paul Krassner

My review
Extreme of conciousness

Paul Krassner's book has been on my shelf for a few months and this is where i stopped this review , i don't know if it was because i wanted to explain why it was there so long or because the tv, the baby, the ding of the microwave took me away from my desk for a few minutes but that explains why it was shelved for so long, I just don't have a lot of time, then this week i joined a grup here on Buzznet and work happened to slow down a bit so Kressner came with me to the graveyard shift and in between talking to criminals, nurses, broke ass people, hungry people, and fucktards i got some reading done.
He (Krassner) starts at age six, he talks about his beginings he talks about The Realist , about Reagan (president), Manson (Charles not Marilyn), Lenny Bruce he talks about the movement on the sixties , about the first amendment , he talks about drugs and paranoia , oh yeah. back in his day people were paranoid about the CIA and the FBI listening in our converstations and now we have given them permission to do just that i think this is where i started thinking about how Hunter S. Thompson offed himself , maybe he knew he was a dying breed i think Krassner knows this too , there is nothing left to the left, there are no secrets, there are no conspiracies there is no need for journalism not even the satiric kind is all about entertainment, the masses do not want to be enlightened they just want to be entertained, what would H.S.Thompson be writing about today? would he dye his hair pink and get herpes from some starlet in Hollywood? what is left for Krassner to do other than partake in this form of public wanking ? the revolution was fought it was televised on pay-per view and we got nothing but commercials , we became a nation of sheep thinking we were wolves but we still got fucked by the farmer, i dont know , what is it that you want me to say? that this book was great? heh.. it was alright he is a good writer he is funny but he should have died when he had a chance to become a legend, I don't mean he deserves to die is just that he could have been remembered as the guy that exposed Lyndon B Johnson for fucking the corpse of J.F.K on the neck, instead he wrote about him writing, snap, snap snap, head bobble watheva! hey like he says ''Irreverence is our only sacred cow''
and it might be true but no one prays here no mo'

Love

2009-02-11T16:48:00.001-08:00

Love
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

no words can describe it

Got a new convection oven because Frigidaire killed my Christmas

2009-01-05T16:36:00.001-08:00

I baked this cake yesterday
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

On Christmas day I wanted to make a turkey and i had spent the few weeks prior getting ready

The turkey was going to be rubbed with adobo and the stuffing was going to be chorizo and sausage, the side dishes were the regular fare, potatoes, greens, maybe something sweet .

but wait

We need to go back a week before Christmas day.

A loud beeping sound got me out of the couch, it sounded like it was coming from the kitchen, so i checked but by the time i got there the noise had stopped, the microwave display read 20 seconds left, the coffee pot was off, nothing out of the ordinary there until i looked to the stove, the time was changed to 1200 (it was about 10am) on the clock and next to it where the temperature is displayed an F11 was flashing, i had to look up the instructions of the new stove, is only about 6months old and i found out it was an error message but it didn't say how to fix it, i tried everything , i held the ''clear'' button for a minute and nothing happened so i unplugged it for a while then plugged it back in and that seemed to do the trick, beeping stopped and i was able to re-set the time.

forward to cooking day

Turkey had been cleaned, rubbed, stuffed and was ready to go on the oven when my wife asked if i had pre-heated the oven , did i mention this was my first time making turkey? i told her that i hadn't and walked over to set the oven, pressed on the -bake- button but nothing happened, so i pressed on the -temperature- button and nothing happened, so i started pushing numbers and nothing. the oven was dead.

new oven, electric display, no knobs to turn on the oven and throw a match in it, just a black flat touchscreen display that had broken a week before and a turkey on the counter that was ready to be baked.

Has anyone ever cooked a 14pound turkey in the microwave?
We did.

so we bought a convection oven because the Home owners assoc. needs to contact frigidaire for a service tech to come out.

yesterday i baked a caked

Merry Xmas

2008-12-18T17:11:00.001-08:00

Merry Xmas
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

The agony of a sweet tooth

2008-12-04T13:43:00.001-08:00

waffle goodness
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Why can't they make a low cal, no fat, low carb snack that actually tastes good?
.
How can something so pretty be anything but a healthy food?
.
Do i have to run an extra 30 minutes if i get a double scoop?
.
Can i count strawberry ice cream as a serving of fruit?
.
Why is that fat guy cutting line in front ?

Hey ! hey ! there is a line here !

Is all about love

2008-11-17T07:13:00.001-08:00

Is all about love
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Is a bad road we are in once we let Religion dictate laws.
what is next? our freedom to question god? making it legal to burn people for heresy?
Is it not one of their doctrines to love one another? then why must we shun those that want to love?
I wish the church would stay off of other people's pants

VOTE FOR HOPE

2008-11-03T10:10:00.001-08:00

VOTE FOR HOPE
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

TOMORROW NOVEMBER 4TH

vote for hope
vote for change
vote for equality
vote for human rights

vote
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD !!! VOTE!!!!
GET OUT THE VOTE!!!
GO OUT AND VOTE!!
NOVEMBER 4TH

West Hollywood Carnaval 2008

2008-11-01T16:41:00.001-07:00

LEIA !!!!
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Party in west hollywood last night
more pictures at
xris.buzznet.com
This year it was bigger and better than ever!

2008-10-22T08:50:00.001-07:00

Le Tourment Vert /el tormento verde

2008-10-20T09:53:00.001-07:00

Le Tourment Vert /el tormento verde
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

I been drinking Absinthe since the only way to get it was to smuggle it across the border inside a dead Hooker, that stuff was as good as it got, however , after drinking Le Tourment I realized one needs not to drink stuff that tastes and burns like rubbing alcohol with licorice sticks to enjoy Absonthe, hey if you are out there trying to be a purist go ahead and burn your nose hairs in Kubler or some Czech stuff, but if you are pass the bravado of youth and want to be part of the ritual try this brand, the difference between Le tourment and other more ”traditional” brands is the same as a one night stand and a decent long-term relatioinship, sure the one night stand is fun, loud , hardcore and make you do things you’ll pretend you dont remember but you can’t bring that home to moma

A Bitch to Nowhere

2008-10-07T04:20:00.001-07:00

A Bitch to Nowhere
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Sarah Palin trying her hand at mud slinging reminds me of the monkeys at the zoo that throw shit whenever they get upset, ok, so being on the side of the fence that gets the shit is no fun, but monkey still has to put her hand on shit in order to throw it.

so lets talk about the shit in monkey Palin's hands

last year: (not 40 years ago)
Sarah Palin recorded a speech for the Alaskan Independence party
convention, this sounds fine, after all, independence party has a nice ring to it.
well, ..almost,
The party was founded by Joe Vogler who wanted Alaska to secede(so much for putting country first) the same Joe Vogler who once said:
"I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America or her damned institutions.”

Once again just like the monkeys by trying to sling shit over the fence with a lame attempt at connecting Bill Ayers to senator Obama, she has left herself open to ''fair'' shots , so I can say

Sarah Palin has been pallin' round with Joe Vogler

By the Way if she thinks is fair to bring up Reverend Wright, then I assume you aggree it is fair to bring up Reverend Muthee (go look him up, homeslice is nucking futs)
ok maybe that one is not fair, Obama cut all ties with his (now former) spiritual advisor and Palin still gives Muthee credit for putting her on the path.

there you go again Sarah

Being a maverick ,thinking no one will look into your past because if they do you'll start crying '' the elitist media is being mean to me again'' well fucksake what are you going to do if Mcain dies and god forbid you become number one? are you going to cry when Putin rears ''its'' head again ? are you going to ask Kim Jong Il to play nice ?

for the sake of all of us I hope she starts thinking soon, not about anything in particular i just hope she starts thinking soon.

And dont even get me started on the fucking bridge to nowhere!!!!!

Live from New York is Savings aNd Loan, featuring musical guest The Keating Five

2008-09-22T17:56:00.001-07:00

Live from New York is Savings aNd Loan, featuring musical guest The Keating Five
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

Let's talk about experience

The Keating Five were five United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, The five senators, Alan Cranston (D-CA), Dennis DeConcini (D-AZ), John Glenn (D-OH), John McCain (R-AZ), and Donald W. Riegle.

The senate ethics committee criticized Mcain for excercising ''poor judgement''

forward to 1999
Mcain helped pass the deregulation of Wall Street reducing the oversight of the banking industry.

he learned nothing

Mcain has taken pride on calling himself the deregulator that was until last week .

He claims to be the experienced candidate but fails to tell you what kind of experience he is talking about.

Down Yonder

2008-09-20T03:41:00.001-07:00

Some folks come a told me they saw my pa' runnin hooch out the back porch, but daddy was no hooch man, pa done had his moment of clarity and quit bending the elbow long before that old river gone dry iself' (,so my mama says.) now see he'a, i gots to splain' daddy did high tail'd it out of his compromises when i was a spring chicken and thats why i had to go see meself bouts that shed, see if the story they was selling was worth to buy, but when i done got there all was left is the groans of the abandon'd and the smells of the gone , but yous know thats my cross to bear, that it matter none to me if it sounds like the fabrication of a mean spirited person, all i have to hear is that they done seen a man with a silver toof and a gimp to his step pullin tricks on other folks and iam gone long before they finish tellin me the particulars, just like right now, i done heard theres a feller buyin silver for gold and they say he walks like a pimp so i got to go

You wont believe what happened

2008-09-20T01:14:00.001-07:00

You wont believe what happened
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

now that i got you attention .
Here it is
It seems to me that this country is not listening

The McCain campaign has announced, that Governor Sarah Palin will not talk to investigators looking into her firing of Alaska Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan. Palin had previously promised to cooperate fully. She said she‘d welcome the investigation initially.
They claim that Democrats in Alaska have taken control of the investigation for political purposes. This, even though, last week, a bipartisan group of lawmakers, including two Democrats and three Republicans issued 13 subpoenas.

What are you hiding Sarah? Cheney anyone? Rove?

Sarah Palin ordered city employees not to talk to the press.
Palin has left a trail of fired professionals in her wake replaced by friends from school and church. As the “Times” put it, quote, “The Wasilla High School yearbook archive now doubles as a veritable directory of state government.”

YOU CAN PUT ALL THE LIPSTICK YOU WANT ON A BULL, AT THE END YOU STILL GET A STEAMY PILE OF BULLSHIT.

So iam fighting tits with tits iam going for the nascar crowd, those who get their news from FOX ''news'' , those people who will vote for Mcain because 'he seems like a guy i could have a beer with and Obama sounds like he is better than us''
well fuck! i dont want a guy like me running the white house, I want someone smarter than me i want someone who went to a good school, i want someone who knows what the Bush doctrine means i want someone who knows it wasn't Iraq that caused the deaths of thousands of Americans on 9/11. I want someone who knows this country is in economic trouble, so fuck Sarah Palin and fuck John Mcain.

for those who dont like what i have to say at least you got to see a better pair of boobs those that the republican ticket is offering

I love my car

2008-09-19T22:56:00.001-07:00

I love my car
Originally uploaded by nopantsboy

For 8 years we been taking our car to the same mechanic, and it never gets fixed, even after throwing money on top of money our car seems to be getting worst every day to a point where we dont know if tomorrow we are going to have a way to go to work but 4 years ago when we had a chance to switch mechanics we didnt, we kept the same guy because he was good at telling us how the other guy wouldn't know how to fix the problems he had ''discovered'' while working on another part of our engine, so we kept him and more money was needed and then some more, well, in a few weeks our current mechanic is going to retire and we have the choice of kepping our car (which is currently broken)in the same garage, oh sure, they want to put a new guy in charge but it is the same garage and their new mechanic doesn't seem to know what is wrong with our car, he wants us to leave our car with him for an estimate before he can fix the problems the other guy caused ,he is now blaming his predecesor for the mess our car is in, but at the same time he always agreed with our old mechanic.

Iam taking my car to a new garage because it would be stupid too keep it with the same guys that broke it and because i love my car and hope to one day leave it to my daughter