Merry Xmas

Merry Xmas
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The agony of a sweet tooth

waffle goodness
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Why can't they make a low cal, no fat, low carb snack that actually tastes good?
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How can something so pretty be anything but a healthy food?
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Do i have to run an extra 30 minutes if i get a double scoop?
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Can i count strawberry ice cream as a serving of fruit?
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Why is that fat guy cutting line in front ?

Hey ! hey ! there is a line here !

Is all about love

Is all about love
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Is a bad road we are in once we let Religion dictate laws.
what is next? our freedom to question god? making it legal to burn people for heresy?
Is it not one of their doctrines to love one another? then why must we shun those that want to love?
I wish the church would stay off of other people's pants

VOTE FOR HOPE

VOTE FOR HOPE
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TOMORROW NOVEMBER 4TH

vote for hope
vote for change
vote for equality
vote for human rights

vote
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD !!! VOTE!!!!
GET OUT THE VOTE!!!
GO OUT AND VOTE!!
NOVEMBER 4TH

West Hollywood Carnaval 2008

LEIA !!!!
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Party in west hollywood last night
more pictures at
xris.buzznet.com
This year it was bigger and better than ever!

Le Tourment Vert /el tormento verde

Le Tourment Vert /el tormento verde
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I been drinking Absinthe since the only way to get it was to smuggle it across the border inside a dead Hooker, that stuff was as good as it got, however , after drinking Le Tourment I realized one needs not to drink stuff that tastes and burns like rubbing alcohol with licorice sticks to enjoy Absonthe, hey if you are out there trying to be a purist go ahead and burn your nose hairs in Kubler or some Czech stuff, but if you are pass the bravado of youth and want to be part of the ritual try this brand, the difference between Le tourment and other more ”traditional” brands is the same as a one night stand and a decent long-term relatioinship, sure the one night stand is fun, loud , hardcore and make you do things you’ll pretend you dont remember but you can’t bring that home to moma

A Bitch to Nowhere

A Bitch to Nowhere
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Sarah Palin trying her hand at mud slinging reminds me of the monkeys at the zoo that throw shit whenever they get upset, ok, so being on the side of the fence that gets the shit is no fun, but monkey still has to put her hand on shit in order to throw it.

so lets talk about the shit in monkey Palin's hands

last year: (not 40 years ago)
Sarah Palin recorded a speech for the Alaskan Independence party
convention, this sounds fine, after all, independence party has a nice ring to it.
well, ..almost,
The party was founded by Joe Vogler who wanted Alaska to secede(so much for putting country first) the same Joe Vogler who once said:
"I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America or her damned institutions.”

Once again just like the monkeys by trying to sling shit over the fence with a lame attempt at connecting Bill Ayers to senator Obama, she has left herself open to ''fair'' shots , so I can say

Sarah Palin has been pallin' round with Joe Vogler

By the Way if she thinks is fair to bring up Reverend Wright, then I assume you aggree it is fair to bring up Reverend Muthee (go look him up, homeslice is nucking futs)
ok maybe that one is not fair, Obama cut all ties with his (now former) spiritual advisor and Palin still gives Muthee credit for putting her on the path.

there you go again Sarah

Being a maverick ,thinking no one will look into your past because if they do you'll start crying '' the elitist media is being mean to me again'' well fucksake what are you going to do if Mcain dies and god forbid you become number one? are you going to cry when Putin rears ''its'' head again ? are you going to ask Kim Jong Il to play nice ?

for the sake of all of us I hope she starts thinking soon, not about anything in particular i just hope she starts thinking soon.

And dont even get me started on the fucking bridge to nowhere!!!!!

Live from New York is Savings aNd Loan, featuring musical guest The Keating Five

Live from New York is Savings aNd Loan, featuring musical guest The Keating Five
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Let's talk about experience

The Keating Five were five United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, The five senators, Alan Cranston (D-CA), Dennis DeConcini (D-AZ), John Glenn (D-OH), John McCain (R-AZ), and Donald W. Riegle.

The senate ethics committee criticized Mcain for excercising ''poor judgement''

forward to 1999
Mcain helped pass the deregulation of Wall Street reducing the oversight of the banking industry.

he learned nothing

Mcain has taken pride on calling himself the deregulator that was until last week .

He claims to be the experienced candidate but fails to tell you what kind of experience he is talking about.

Down Yonder

Some folks come a told me they saw my pa' runnin hooch out the back porch, but daddy was no hooch man, pa done had his moment of clarity and quit bending the elbow long before that old river gone dry iself' (,so my mama says.) now see he'a, i gots to splain' daddy did high tail'd it out of his compromises when i was a spring chicken and thats why i had to go see meself bouts that shed, see if the story they was selling was worth to buy, but when i done got there all was left is the groans of the abandon'd and the smells of the gone , but yous know thats my cross to bear, that it matter none to me if it sounds like the fabrication of a mean spirited person, all i have to hear is that they done seen a man with a silver toof and a gimp to his step pullin tricks on other folks and iam gone long before they finish tellin me the particulars, just like right now, i done heard theres a feller buyin silver for gold and they say he walks like a pimp so i got to go

You wont believe what happened

You wont believe what happened
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now that i got you attention .
Here it is
It seems to me that this country is not listening

The McCain campaign has announced, that Governor Sarah Palin will not talk to investigators looking into her firing of Alaska Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan. Palin had previously promised to cooperate fully. She said she‘d welcome the investigation initially.
They claim that Democrats in Alaska have taken control of the investigation for political purposes. This, even though, last week, a bipartisan group of lawmakers, including two Democrats and three Republicans issued 13 subpoenas.

What are you hiding Sarah? Cheney anyone? Rove?

Sarah Palin ordered city employees not to talk to the press.
Palin has left a trail of fired professionals in her wake replaced by friends from school and church. As the “Times” put it, quote, “The Wasilla High School yearbook archive now doubles as a veritable directory of state government.”

YOU CAN PUT ALL THE LIPSTICK YOU WANT ON A BULL, AT THE END YOU STILL GET A STEAMY PILE OF BULLSHIT.

So iam fighting tits with tits iam going for the nascar crowd, those who get their news from FOX ''news'' , those people who will vote for Mcain because 'he seems like a guy i could have a beer with and Obama sounds like he is better than us''
well fuck! i dont want a guy like me running the white house, I want someone smarter than me i want someone who went to a good school, i want someone who knows what the Bush doctrine means i want someone who knows it wasn't Iraq that caused the deaths of thousands of Americans on 9/11. I want someone who knows this country is in economic trouble, so fuck Sarah Palin and fuck John Mcain.

for those who dont like what i have to say at least you got to see a better pair of boobs those that the republican ticket is offering

I love my car

I love my car
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For 8 years we been taking our car to the same mechanic, and it never gets fixed, even after throwing money on top of money our car seems to be getting worst every day to a point where we dont know if tomorrow we are going to have a way to go to work but 4 years ago when we had a chance to switch mechanics we didnt, we kept the same guy because he was good at telling us how the other guy wouldn't know how to fix the problems he had ''discovered'' while working on another part of our engine, so we kept him and more money was needed and then some more, well, in a few weeks our current mechanic is going to retire and we have the choice of kepping our car (which is currently broken)in the same garage, oh sure, they want to put a new guy in charge but it is the same garage and their new mechanic doesn't seem to know what is wrong with our car, he wants us to leave our car with him for an estimate before he can fix the problems the other guy caused ,he is now blaming his predecesor for the mess our car is in, but at the same time he always agreed with our old mechanic.

Iam taking my car to a new garage because it would be stupid too keep it with the same guys that broke it and because i love my car and hope to one day leave it to my daughter