No Guilt

You have a sweet-tooth craving ? smoke one of these and be guilt free!!!
delish!!!!

Hoyo de Monterrey

Excalibur 1060 vitola (size) Galahad
Cameroon wrapper
Connecticut binder
Dominican Republic, Honduras and NIcaragua filler
Hand made in Honduras

A very moderately priced cigar anywhere from 4 to 6 bucks, 9 if you don't know anything and they see you coming from a mile away wearing your ascot and your fake Rolex. meh! Alright flavor almost uneventful , reminds me of the Gurkha micro batch , you kinda expect more out of the stick but at the same time you are not really disappointed I was going to give a real review a try but i don't think this is a proper cigar to do it , I do have a Cohiba and a Diesel waiting for me next week so maybe i will do those right and do a review like those wankers , you know the 2 dorks " hey there walt how is your cigar over there?" - "well, mike mine is doing alright and yours?"--"walt i don't know what to say.. hold on i got to go feed my cat" hahahhaa if you know who i am talking about then you spend too much time online. hi nice to meet you, havent i seen you before ? your avatar looks familiar...

Lucius Domitius

Fear I may suffer Nero's fate and be remembered only by the fire , fuck it i say!!! the xris! the xris! the xris is on fire!!! let the motherfucker burn

Happy NoPants Day!

Just to break it up a little and in celebration of National No Pants day.
I was looking for a pantless picture to post and i went back into my archives but I get a little confused as to who this girl is, there was several girls I photographed that day and out of those only 2 do not show a name on my records. however I know one went on to a profitable career in the porn industry whilst the other finished school and is now a Veterinarian back home in Tupelo Mississippi, I can't tell by the pose here if this is the vet or the porn star, i know!! right? but you should see the other girl her pose is more porny than this one

Tabacalera Perdomo does it again!

There was a special on a Perdomo sampler box last month and i thought that for the price it would make for a nice walking about stick, I bought a box and took a Lot 23 around my block for a walk and was immediately impressed, maybe this brand was more than a good bargain maybe this was the elusive "5cent" cigar, well, with inflation it is now the five bucks cigar but a nickle is a nickle and as i smoked more of the sampler i started to like them even more. The Lot 23 was smooth and it never got harsh it had a nice finish gooood! , The Habano was what a Cuban should taste like if they had better quality control in Cuba , you know when you smuggle a box of cubans across the border inside your anus you get home and only one or two taste decent the rest are shit.. has that ever happened to you? it happened to me more than once with freaking overpriced cuban cigars and try to get your money back or at least store credit for the rest of the box sheeshz right away with the yelling and pointing of the cuernos de chivo and fuscas and 9mm and oh shit that guy has a sawed-off shut gun.. but i digress that happens a lot too , fuck shit i forgot where i was oh yes, then i tried this one here The Perdomo2 (Perdomo squared) first of all, a nicely executed box press on this stick , you can plumb walls with these corners and the draw was pure fucking bliss, I heard someone call this a medium to semi full bodied cigar well shit! i dont know where the line ends for either one but it got stronger towards the finish and it had all kinds of different hints of flavors oh it was good so good in fact that now instead of wasting this box without paying attention to all the awesomeness I am going to save it for when i get some time for myself, I got another Habano (the corojo) on deck right now and I finished all the laundry, made lunch already, if i can get Pot to take a nap after she finishes her lunch I am going to sneak out to the patio and sit there on the sunny spot maybe do some reading maybe just do nothing but i will be smoking another Perdomo , crap i still got dishes to do! ok maybe after i do dishes or maybe after the wife comes home ill skip my nap and go to work early, sit outside on the bench and smoke me another great Perdomo cigar

Man O' War and the Ashtray mission

What can i say about Man o' war that hasn't been said before ?(easiest way to weasel out of an actual review, take notes please) just kidding but not really, I checked some other blogs for reviews on this A.J Fernandez puro,I lit my cigar and started reading. "oily wrapper" yes, "nice draw", so far so good, "citrus" i was wondering if that was from the cigar or the fish tacos con limon i had earlier , then i got bored reading the same thing over and over finished my cigar and went for a walk , figured i would hit antique row down the street and see if i could find a nice ashtray for cheap and found one in the first store i walked in but it was 25 bucks i only had 10 bucks cash. A few stores later i found a smaller ashtray for only $3.00 and bought it, the guy didn't have a plastic bag and i told him i would just take it like that, then walked down the street to a consignment store , was going to ask the lady at the counter for some old tin posters i saw there a week ago but before i could say anything she saw the ashtray in my hand and asked if i was there to sell it.. I paused for a second and asked how much, she took it and went to the back, when she returned she had 15 bucks with her .I told her i wanted at least 25 since it had been my grandads and she said Russ in the back room collected fish stuff (was a fishhead shaped ashtray) and wanted to buy it for himself, I took the money and went back to the first store and offered 20 since by then I had 22bucks and they took it, no tax! flat 20 !!! I bought a soda on the way home and as soon as i got here i lit up another Man O' War to break in my new old ashtray, took this picture and figured this would make a great story to tell you

Happy Anniversary Babe, contigo pan y cebolla!